PENIS PANIC.
Genital retraction syndrome. The delusion of your willy shrinking and permanently getting smaller.
Appears in West Africa,China and South East Asia. It often develops into a form of group hysteria and can rapidly lead to witch hunts.
In Ghana 12 'penis snatchers' were beaten to death by an angry mob.
I love The Sissor Sister's videos!
But is it just me,or wot?
But Jake Spear's epileptic prancing, reminds me of a marionette with string malfunction.
Diphalia - where a man has two penises. Both function.